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Who are these people? I can barely form a complete sen-Current Mood:  It's HOW late? |
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Now we know his weakness: BULLETS.Current Mood:  'I saw Mindhunters' bad |
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10) Your mother is not a douchebag.
9) Your life is not a spiraling pit of despair and loneliness.
8) If you hate your job so much, just fucking quit.
7) Stop saying "I need to get drunk".
6) If you have a curfew, it's not because your parents hate you.
5) School is not retarded.
4) Mall security is just doing their jobs. You were the one tossing carriages off the parking garage.
3) I didn't like the last song from this shitty band, why the hell would I like this one?
2) We're not getting an apartment together.
...and number one:
1) If you call something "gay" one more time, I'm going to stab you in the throat with my car keys. |
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ManDodgingDebris: I feel like Weird Al in UHF, discovering Stanley Spadowski is a savant around kids
ManDodgingDebris: Except Mat just draws cool stuff
NirajTheAmazing: and I'm the other guy
ManDodgingDebris: You've got a white afro
NirajTheAmazing: then Bryan is the best friend
ManDodgingDebris: And you're Noodles?
NirajTheAmazing: my work is done here
ManDodgingDebris: No, that was Filo
NirajTheAmazing: what an awesome movie |
| » I hate you also, young pretentious seventeen-year-old. |
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Jesus, I feel fucking old. First the Green Day show overrun by kids who know all of three songs and swayed for the rest of the show, and now Nashua is fucking full of these little shits. You know, the ones who think they've got so many problems in life and just wish their parents would let them go off and get raped by some 19-year-old lanky idiot whose haircut makes him look like a burn victim (what?).
That's it, I'm not leaving my house for anything other than food and work this summer. That and sending a letter to the mayor about fumigating this whole fucking city.
May. 7th, 2005 @ 09:32 am
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| » I hate you, pretentious gothic young adult. |
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If you're 05/05/05, shit! Then I must be 666, motherfucker.
May. 5th, 2005 @ 08:34 pm
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| » Ozzy's Ramblings #3 |
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So...I was w...walking around the ...southern belle, a...and ...eh, my tuna sand...wich was ...it was caught on a ...well, have you ev...ever gone to the bi...bicycle...shop, Mr. Crummy...buttercheesy... and I wore the, eh... the pr...prettiest dress of all ...the Tony Butler's ...they were ...now how do you work, uh, this ...bloody t...television? No, no ...I don't want the Lifet...time...women's oxygen network... it was a candy-c...coated magician ...he was wearing the s...second prettiest ...buffalo chicken...
May. 4th, 2005 @ 02:39 pm
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| » Ozzy's Ramblings #2 |
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W...where is my tea kettle? I was go ...going to fucking ...What? I CAAN'T FUCKING HEEEAAR YOOOUU! Eh ...uh ...whe ...Summer rainbow ...cadbury balloon ...my o ...nly hash brown has ...gone missing! Mist...mister Roger's N ...neigh ...baseball fever!
May. 2nd, 2005 @ 01:33 pm
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| » Ozzy's Ramblings #1 |
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But I'll tell you a t-tidbit of mal-information, Mr. Butterc-crackjunkie- I am the Queen mallet of English ...muffin bread. It all started back-back in the year of ...the goat-yak, who had coincidentally ...just broken into another of Sharon's exerc-cise videos. I was going to catch it, but my hands were ...too ...my God, look at my hands. Th-they're fucking enormous! ...Jack! Jack, come and see your daddy's hands. I feel like that dame in the front ...Jack, do you remember the 1973 tour? In B-b-buda...ville we climbed on the backs of ...these gigantic mice-men. What f-friendly fellows.
Apr. 25th, 2005 @ 05:11 pm
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